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difficulting:

clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life

i think the careers us tumblr addicts have should be blogging 

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ghostlydemure:

whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me

thought this was just me

and when they look at you to carry them and you’re just like i wanna be carried

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sidnugget:

I love boys so much but not enough to actually ever talk to them

*hopes boys see this post and understand*

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mcclonalds:

vuitos:

I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop

Fuck you and your fucking coffee

maybe she was having a bad day and didn’t wanna be bothered by your ugly hipster john green fantasizing ass

maybe she was playing hard to get, should have asked her to go to the tea shop round the corner

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this is just a remind of meet the fockers kid

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metallics:

I wonder what song will get released this year that goes viral and becomes so annoying you want to stab a couch whenever you hear it

something from rebecca black called sunday

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hermajestyjuicycouture:

DID THEY EVER THANK HIM

YES WHEN THEY GRADUATED THEY SAID HIS NAME WHILST THEY WERE THANKING THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO GOT THEM TO WHERE THEY ARE

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danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

how many times do you think someone else is listening to the same song as you

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relahvant:

luigl:

sageruto:

complete this post

im not racist but

i love to fuck eggs, all i can think about is their white exterior rubbing against my dick im not racist but egg fucking is my true passion

well then

i also like to find lolly sticks and use them to make a tower, lol jk the only time ive been outside is to call the cat in

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sleeping-dogs-lie:

chadleymacguff:

me at my highschool reunion

me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day

me leaving my room for the first time in days

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